Things I Can't Do Well III

Anyone who knows me know that this is true.  Sigh.

Christmas Card

My brother is awesome.  He has a great sense of humor, and this reminds me of the time when we used to draw comics together as children.  He gave me cash (woo-hoo!), and made me this card for Christmas.

Front of card:

Inside of card, page 1:

Inside of card, page 2:

Back of card:

Gift From Santa

True Story #20,111,220

Sleeping Positions and Dreams

New Phone

Cognitive Distortions

This reaction of mine can actually be applied towards anyone.  Family, friends, loved ones, acquaintances,  coworkers, clients, the vet, the librarian, and basically anyone who does not pick up their phone.

True Story #20,111,205